Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐 Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, Tim here to introduce a best of show for your Friday. |
| 0:04.7 | You may have noticed the website and feed, and really everything distorted view related, went down for a while. |
| 0:13.7 | And I would like to say it wasn't my fault, but it was totally my fault. |
| 0:18.7 | I was, you know, checking under the hood, fixing some back-end issues, databases. |
| 0:25.0 | And I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, apparently. |
| 0:28.3 | I have no business running queries and rebuilding tables and stuff. |
| 0:33.7 | I know that now because I crashed the whole thing. |
| 0:36.5 | I did a real bang-up job. Yet I still felt that |
| 0:40.3 | sense of accomplishment when I was able to get the site back up and running again. I was like, |
| 0:45.1 | yeah, I did that. I'm a web developer. And it's like, all I did was bring the site back to zero, |
| 0:52.5 | back to where it was to begin with. |
| 0:55.2 | But, you know, for a while, it was pretty touch and go. |
| 0:57.8 | I didn't think the patient was going to make it. |
| 0:59.8 | Boy, have I learned my lesson. |
| 1:01.2 | The lesson is, and I'm sure you know it, I'm a moron. |
| 1:04.5 | Anyway, right now I've got a best of show for you. |
| 1:07.2 | Later today, I will post a brand new episode. |
| 1:10.0 | It'll probably be short because I'm about over |
| 1:13.2 | this week but I do want to wrap things up with you guys so enjoy the best of show right now |
| 1:17.9 | and I'll have a brand new episode a little bit later today distorted view daily proudly |
| 1:23.4 | presents a deaf guy singing Iron Maiden. clothing and back. Some people are getting and get in the |
| 1:45.0 | and get in the |
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