This is the BBC.

Dear brothers and sisters, all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,

whether Saint or sinner.

Well, hey and hello and welcome to another Confessions Podcast from the BBC.

We're trying to work this out. Is this the penultimate one?

Is it really? Wow.

I don't know. Just thinking about that. There's one next week anyway.

Let's not make any crazy rash promises. Who knows what the future holds?

Oh, we do. Fancy dress next week.

Oh, yes. That's an interesting one.

Yes, we've talked about it. We need to do one. Yes.

Anyway, here we go with another Confessions Podcast in Joe and Bobby O'Hee as ever.

Yes, this week's Confession Collection includes Raphael's story, Finders, Weepers.

We have Emma Lissail, Threads of Burning, We Have Wendys, Revenge, Dirty, Dripping Hood,

and a classic confession from the crypt featuring an international footballer and the beautiful south.

Unlikely, I know. Yes, oh, yeah, that's true. I do like that confession though.

It's very good and much loved. First, we start with one spitten twice pie.

Please be seated. Father Simon and the BBC collective, this one says,

the scene is set some 30 years ago when our design agency was in its infancy.

We had anguished calls from one of our most important clients who was trying to solve a problem.

Preparing products for a blind taste. Okay, it's a blind taste testing in a large,

very important and very, very expensive piece of market research. Can I just emphasize

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