And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves good air conditioning.

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And boy, is it ever beautiful here on Miloronia today?

I don't mind telling you,

it's very, very, very hot back in our home on the mainland in the Los Angeles area. It's crazy hot, but it's

really nice here on Miloronia. Yes, I know I control the weather, but sometimes if people displease me or if I get a little cranky, I

control it so they don't like it. But it's not a bad day today.

It's a beautiful day here today.

Mm.

Makes me and Colonel Jeff so happy.

And of course, that's the Doc Holiday Orchestra and the June Taylor Dancers featuring

boy tenor Edward Starkman asking the musical question, if Lassie loved to eat cantalope, would that make her melancholy?

Yes. Yes it would, Edward.

And it's a heck of a joke. The Colonel and I both thought you know what smart if you and it's so

smart in fact that I didn't get it right off the bat I thought,

wait, and then the colonel and I both thought, wait, melancholy.

See, Lassie is a collie.

And if she loves cantaloupe, that means that's a lot of melon.

And so that describes her, apart from her heroic duties and her

adorableness, but that could make it,

you could very well be called

a melancholy,

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