Where's the Maple? %% Einstein Bros Bagel Maplehouse Egg Sandwich

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Our Heroes wake up at the crack of dawn (like 10am) to have a bagel, sort of. Einstein Bros new Maplehouse Egg Sandwich has most of it's namesake but seems to be lacking in certain areas. Maybe it's just because it's early but we're not even really sure if this is a bagel. It's a sandwich, sure, but we thought this was a bagel sandwich? No? Yes? Where's the MAPLE?! Plus do you like Tomb Raider? Welcome to the fandom. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME? We'll have a LIVESTREAM right here on Youtube this Saturday at 1pm CT for the release of our new merch. Check out 100percenteat.store now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly. Money never felt like
0:25.0	Monzo. Download your new favourite bank. UK residents tease and seize apply.
0:29.8	I feel like he missed like the first second.
0:37.0	It doesn't feel right, started over.
0:40.0	It doesn't feel right, started over.
0:42.0	Start it over. Yeah, start it over. Start it over.
0:43.0	Jordan wants to start.
0:44.0	The vibes are off.
0:45.0	That was not a good start over.
0:50.0	Welcome to 100% eat the show where the vibes are off.
0:53.4	The vibes are even more off.
0:54.4	Try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it, you probably do.
0:57.6	I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Sweares.
1:00.9	Jordan, how are you on this fine morning? My morning routine is very important and if one
1:05.3	thing goes wrong the whole day is like just a skew okay and it went it went wrong twice.
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