Which Superhero is the Best Lover?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2015

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes light the gamma-irradiated candles, burn cosmic-ray infused incense and astral project to the most romantic place in the known universe to discuss which superhero would make the best lover. We look at the jealous nature of Professor Xavier, wonder if Tony Stark gets sick of having to solve every mutants sexual problems, and imagine rough sex with the Hulk. Jackson attempts to connect on a mental level, Zammit explores new sexual heights to really push his limits, and Duscher just opts for raw strength. So get cosy, turn out the lights, and realise you'll never want to have sex ever again. Genitals. They’re kind of gross.Want to help fund better super powered sex ed? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help prevent super-STIs.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least eleven books about how to remove a super-scientist from your butthole.

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