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Plumbing the Death Star

How Would You Take Down the Bat Man?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2015

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes regroup, bandage the wounded and ask for a very simple solution to a very serious problem; how do you take down the Bat Man? We look at what it takes to truly destroy Batman both physically, mentally and publicly, contemplate what happens to the other Batmen seen in The Dark Knight and generally seek to fool as many people as possible. Duscher follows on from The Joker’s two-step approach that still feels overly complicated, Zammit thinks orphans should play a violent role and Jackson just wants to waggle his junk at people while wearing a perfect 1:1 replica of the Batsuit. It’s a series of harebrained schemes and body comparisons as we take turns speaking in a pretentious, gravelly voice and attempt to avoid getting thrown in Arkham Asylum for our own crimes. Want to help Jackson become Batman’s shameful alter-ego? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in making a little boy’s bat boy dreams come true.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least four dark and brooding trilogies about identity theft.

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0:00.0

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0:03.8

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Now on, help ruin other people's days.

0:08.6

Just search for plumbing the Death Star on Tik-Tok

0:10.8

and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that

0:14.1

algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.

0:22.4

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.

0:32.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:36.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply, check the Uber app.

0:41.0

Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

0:45.0

Thank you for calling National Lottery.

0:46.0

I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

0:49.0

Yeah, I think I have.

0:50.0

I'll just take to double check for I do a cartwheel.

0:52.0

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

0:56.3

Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?

1:00.0

You have the best Christmas ever.

1:06.0

This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery.

1:07.0

Rules and procedures apply.

1:09.0

Players must be 18 or over.

1:11.0

Since then's idea. or over. by Peter Belumier, got on you Pete, Toby and Liam Cole. Good on your fellows, thank you.

1:26.8

And so I'm Dad.

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