At Quaker, we've spent decades trying to photograph our porridge so it doesn't look like lumpy beige goop.

But we can't be done, because Quaker is real food.

Too busy being tasty to worry about looking pretty.

So if you want real, take two minutes to make our mouth-watering golden syrup, cinnamon or hazelnut chocolate porridge and

bask in its ugly glory. Quaker will always have a face for radio. Quaker, deliciously real,

deliciously ugly.

It's a new day and it feels like a new era.

Surprisingly, I'm not talking about the latest episode of Calling Peston, which I know

vast swathes of the planet have been waiting for, but instead that small event where there

was a change of occupancy in the White House.

As the feel of international politics changes, one thing remains constant.

My brilliant colleague Daniel Hewitt.

Hello.

And I, Shihab Khan, will be taking you through whatever twist and turns the world throws at us.

We will, of course, be calling ITV's political editor Robert Peston,

and we have a very special guest who is one of producer Lewis's heroes.

Yeah, he is. Is that my turn to speak? He is one of my heroes. He's Bez from the Happy Mondays who I'm sure all of our listeners know who he is, but if they are like Shehab and

have zero knowledge of popular culture, he's the guy from the Happy Mondays who does the dancing

and plays the Maracas.

It's a good chat, isn't it, Dan?

Yeah, have you heard of Bez?

Shehab, I wouldn't surprise me if you've never heard of this guy. I have heard of Bez, but I'm not a massive fan.

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