Why Do We Keep Going Here? %% Wienerschnitzel Chili Cheese Fries Burritos

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Nick has a lot of opinions about what a burrito is and he's howling at Our Heroes about this food. Wienerschnitzel threw some slop in a tortilla and the workers don't know if they can keep up with the demand (just us ordering 12 burritos at once.) Also don't worry, they didn't have the shake, or they did and Nick wouldn't tell us? WHERE'S THE PICOS PETE?????? So much is happening so dive into this week's episode. And don't forget that we're live TODAY at 4pm CT on discord for the Taco Bell Live Mas livestream. Join at Patreon.com/100percenteat now! 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent. Also sponsored by Pretty Litter. Go to Prettylitter.com/eat to save 20% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:41.6	god la la la la la this is Michael phoning it in
0:45.6	hey watch the ride along it's like uh Steve grell I
0:49.4	I call boopy
0:53.6	that had like a cultural moment for us where everyone was I'm like, I cockle boopy.
0:58.8	That had like a cultural moment for us where everyone was like, dude,
0:59.7	Bruce Almighty.
1:01.5	This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. This is a movie.
1:03.4	It's 2003 and this is humor.
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