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Why I'm not a fan of only fans.

Every single piece of content on YouTube seems to be about how the West is facing a complete moral collapse.

It's either that, a cat, or an unboxing video.

Maybe if we combine the three, I would be able to attain Mr. Beast levels of subscribers.

To be honest, I think they may have a point. The total moral collapse of the West, not the unboxing ones. Everywhere I look, our culture seems to be descending into some kind of weird

moral degeneracy. The latest example of this is the competition for the Ballande de Hoare.

The two main competitors are Lily Phillips and Bonnie Blue. Now if you don't know who these two

fine young ladies are, congratulations. You're a massive liar. Everyone knows who these two are.

Stop pretending. We're all contaminated by the internet now, it's too late.

These ladies are competing to have sex with the most men in a 24-hour period. This truly is the Lionel Messi versus Christiana Ronaldo of 2025.

The only thing worse than the women are the men involved.

What man waits in a queue longer than the one needed to book a GP appointment to have sex with a woman?

That's right. Men who identify as sex positive. The only thing positive about these boys will be the

result of their STD tests. And then they get interviewed afterwards like some kind of weird

in-self football player. And the worst bit is, they only get two minutes with her. To be fair,

I've destroyed my reputation and acts that have

taken less than two minutes. But at least they weren't recorded. And I didn't have to wait in a

queue to make a twat out of myself. The depressing thing is that 2% of American women between the

ages of 18 and 45 are on only fans. That's one in 50. And most of them don't even earn a thousand dollars a month. Can you imagine how soul destroying that must be? Getting your vagina out and asking the world how much it's worth. And the world goes, $7. You've only got six subscribers and one of them's your dad?

Brutal.

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