Wife Pizza Crimes, Bilk, and More in the Food Court

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Our Heroes held their first livestream Food Court for Patrons and this is just part one of the proceedings. Join Our Hero Judges as they go through the cases of 100%er Chris's wife's pizza crime and a guy we just call Nutdog. Plus mustard ramen, sugary eggies, and whatever bilk is. BILK! Bilk Origins. Terrible. A genuinely wild start to a new format. From the Food Court Livestream on 6/19. Be there live for our next one by signing up on Patreon at any tier, sending in your case, and awaiting your summons. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's just a litany of people.
0:03.3	Let's see. I see him.
0:06.3	I see him here.
0:08.3	He's here.
0:09.3	There we go.
0:10.3	You folks?
0:11.3	That was Nick.
0:12.3	Nick did that. No. No. Yeah. Nick. No.
0:13.0	No.
0:14.0	Uh-huh. Yeah.
0:16.0	Yeah.
0:17.0	See, let me tell you why especially doesn't make that
0:20.0	Bar judge.
0:21.0	Hey, whoa, whoa! This bar!
0:23.0	Kill you!
0:24.0	You were on the stage before when we did the other food court, so why would Jeff be able to
0:29.6	know?
0:30.6	Well, it's probably because there were too many judges in the background and it was like an auto block or something.
0:37.0	Eric's wrong. We're keeping all of that in because I was yelling in my recording.
0:41.0	No, no, no, no, no, no, yes. Okay. Yes.
0:46.4	Yes. Okay. Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the food court honorable judges Michael and Jordan
0:55.1	Presiding bail. Bail if sauce monkey.
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