Zesty is Italian for Spicy? %% Panera Bread Asiago Bagel Stacks

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

SSHHHHHHHHH this is a library, maybe. This restaurant was made for grandma's and kids who need to study, but are these "bagels" worth the cash? Come on in, steal a drink, and find out if Joey Wheeler is the Eric of the group? Panera Community Cafe says its fine. Sssocial sssecurity sssnakes beware, the monkey is in for a scare. Is Michael zesty? 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Also sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code EAT at shopmando.com! #mandopod Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay. Okay. Okay.
0:03.0	Okay.
0:04.0	Like a dragon.
0:06.0	Whoa.
0:07.0	Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it.
0:12.0	You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan, how are you?
0:17.0	I'm great.
0:18.0	Feeling good? Yeah.
0:19.0	Feeling good healthy? Good cell of lungs?
0:20.0	Yeah. Oh, both my lungs are pneumonia-free, so I am thankful for that.
0:25.6	I'm blessed is the word I'm looking for it.
0:29.6	That's good.
0:30.6	You gotta be toxic on the inside.
0:32.6	I got like, he's...
0:33.6	How much sludge on the inside?
0:35.6	One lung, right?
0:36.6	One lung definitely like...
0:38.3	You only need one anyway.
0:39.9	I heard tuberculosis is coming back.
0:42.0	I'm trying to get on that.
0:43.3	I heard everything is tuberculosis.
0:45.3	I like...
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