#100: Deliverance (Ryan O'Neill, Jeff Danis, George Saint Pierre, Nate Diaz, Ari Shaffir)

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🗓️ 7 February 2013

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Jeff Danis and Ryan O'Neill came by my apartment to talk about their jobs as grocery delivery drivers. Oh my god, there were so many hilarious stories. They're both comedians from the Comedy Store and their job is so ridiculous. For delivery drivers, there's a shocking amount of talk about nipples and Down syndrome.

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0:00.0	Yeah
0:01.0	Um, thanks for coming over you guys. What happened to your foot? Oh, are we actually are we recording this?
0:05.4	Yeah, and we've been recording all that other stuff. Yeah, I can do introductions later
0:08.7	Or I can do it. Okay. I'm gonna do it. Oh, it's already out there. You want to start over?
0:13.6	We can start over now if you'd like start over. Let's start over. Okay. I'm gonna change the battery's then
0:18.2	Okay, that's a good idea. Change the battery. You love me, dude. I love you
0:21.6	I'm gonna still do this as a teaser. I'll use all this as a teaser time and then start the intro
0:30.0	Now she has a daughter to raise and she can
0:36.0	And she just wouldn't trust that delivery man
0:47.4	What's up guys? How are you? Um, my specials out. We finally came out. Um, I'm really really excited
0:55.6	Everyone's been watching it and everybody's been enjoying it. Well, I mean, I don't know about everybody
0:59.2	But all the responses I've got have been super positive
1:03.3	So yeah, I'm stoked. So I'm gonna release two episodes of a week for like a couple weeks just to promote
1:10.8	So if you haven't got my special yet, please go get it chill.com slash re and you can get it for five dollars
1:17.0	You can get posters as well or t-shirts. There's some cool glow-in-the-dark t-shirt of my 2013 tour design
1:23.1	Um, revenge for the holocaust CDs and and vinyls. There's just a bunch of shit you can get there
1:28.4	But the special is the main thing. So please go get that. All right
1:32.8	Now let's move to today's episode. This is one of the funniest um episodes. I've had it a long time
1:39.4	Doesn't really get deep. It ain't holocaust survivor-ish
1:43.2	It's not uh no tear jorkers. I just talked to my friends uh Jeff Danis and and Ryan O'Neal. They used to be door guys at the comedy store
1:51.9	Um
1:54.0	They became who were those two muppets that were sitting up in the corner and heckled everything
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