#126-Enjoy Who You Are

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

You survived another week on earth! I'm so glad. On today's episode ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following tender topics of 2024: Please keep wearing cologne and perfume, it makes the trash smell of NYC less vomit inducing The magic of smoking weed and going into a pool Mikey's Disney Sexcapades ALIEN UPDATE! (it's from Harvard, so it's legit) The time Paris Hilton kissed a woman's belly but she wasn't pregnant Fckboi Theater A reading from Chapter 1 of Nathaniel Branden's THE SIX PILLARS OF SELF-ESTEEM. If you want to hear me read Chapter 1 in its entirety, it's already up on Patreon! You can also go here to sign up for my weekly group share-apy sessions over zoon. SEE ME LIVE! [ Pottstown, PA ] Friday, July 19th - Headlining Soul Joel's [ NYC ] Thursday, July 25th - co-hosting HOOCH at Zinc Bar, 7pm for tickets, visit: linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads
0:15.0	voices in our heads
0:18.0	Greetings Earthlings how are you
0:21.0	congratulations on not taking your own life.
0:24.2	Planet Earth is one of the hardest ones to incarnate on.
0:27.4	Allegedly, okay?
0:30.0	But I'm glad you're here.
0:31.0	Welcome to the voices in our heads.
0:32.3	I'm your girl, here welcome to the voices in our heads. I'm your girl Christina
0:33.3	Hutchinson. Hey do you live in the Pennsylvania area you want to get Wawa I want to
0:38.0	get Hagi? Well guess what Pottstown Pennsylvania is about to get lit.
0:42.9	Friday, July 19th, I am headlining
0:46.2	Sol Joel's Arena.
0:48.6	It's not an arena is out of that part,
0:50.2	but look at my Wawa tattoo, isn't that cute? I'm very excited. Pennsylvania people are some of my favorite people to do comedy for. I love Philly, but I love Potstown, a comedy club in Potstown, Pennsylvania, that's my roots, okay?
1:04.8	That's where I cry, cry, cried, and I yell, yell, yell.
1:08.9	And it's going to be a really fun time.
1:10.6	So a ticket link for that is in my bio and we're all gonna go to
1:12.9	a while after and get a heyy okay okay go birds I know it's off season but go see them
1:17.7	practice and then if you're New York City Thursday July 25th You got to come to Hooch. Hooch is a new monthly show that I co-host with
1:27.1	Haley Dersher and it's a stand-up comedy show at zinc bar one of the most aesthetically pleasing places in New York City.
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