#127 When You Want to "Carry Underwood" His Car

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Congrats on surviving another week in this video game from H3LL! On today's episode, the current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following topics, experiences and existential crisis of our time: - If you want to experience euphoria, eat chocolate hummus - My experience attending a 90-person medium reading with Laura Lynne Jackson - Coming close to destroying a man's car but deciding not to because I'm a good person, just kidding, I didn't do it because his boy was guarding the car - FCKBOI THEATER! - A reading from Chapter 2 of Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem To hear audio from the Laura Lynne Jackson reading and to hear me read Chapter 2 in its entirety, become a Patron! Or do a free trial, listen to it all, then peace out. Truly up to you. www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson SEE ME LIVE! [ Pottstown, PA ] Friday, July 19th - Headlining Soul Joel's [ NYC ] Thursday, July 25th - co-hosting HOOCH at Zinc Bar, 7pm for tickets, visit: linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads.
0:14.0	The voices in our heads.
0:16.0	Hi everybody, how you doing?
0:21.0	Congrats on not killing yourselves. Welcome to the voices in our heads. Happy to be here.
0:25.9	Boobs look great. Look at that just
0:29.1	Mm. Just. Hello everybody. Would you like a mint? If you get that reference, you're my people. I just came from a meeting with a talent agency that I met with before but a long time ago
0:44.4	and I was meeting with their voiceover department and their commercial department and their
0:49.0	departments and there was four people lovely human beings and I just started talking about
0:55.2	aliens and ghosts and shit and we talked for like an hour. I can't not bring the
1:00.7	shit up guys I cannot bring the shit up. What does that mean? Maybe, I wish I was an alien. I just wish I was. I feel like I am, but you know, everybody feels weird. But yeah, I cannot, I cannot not talk about this shit. They're like, oh, so what do you
1:14.0	up to lately? I'm like, well, I'm really interested in becoming a medium and I'm really into
1:17.9	psychedelic drugs and going to other realms and figuring out your trauma through
1:22.0	neuroplasticity.
1:23.0	And they're like, whoa, what?
1:25.0	I'm like, I know, it's a lot, it's a lot.
1:27.0	I did have therapy yesterday and, you know, this is the third session with this woman who's great.
1:34.4	She's really great.
1:35.4	Very calm.
1:36.4	Therapist, I know they're supposed to have this,
1:39.4	but they really impress me every time with their boundaries.
1:42.4	They're really not shy about just saying
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