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Perfect Person

145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ JonnyCakes & Kwesi James)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:17.3

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person recently.

0:23.5

I've been making that pesto with a spinach in it.

0:28.6

Imagine pesto, but it was spinach.

0:33.0

How you're putting it in there with half spinach and a little bit of garlic to get the greens

0:38.4

into my own tummy, but also into my son's tummy. And boy, howdy, does it taste like

0:43.7

Pesto? You can't even notice a spiny in it. And I'm literally putting so much spinach in it.

0:49.1

Sick. How's your poop? My poop is never been better, Quasi. Thank you for asking. I'm joined

0:53.9

by Johnny

0:55.5

Cake Smangeonello and of course, Quasi James. Welcome to the show. Wagon, Waguan, Waguan. I was

1:04.3

going to actually say the exact same thing. Wagon, indeed. No, exactly. Guagon. No. Oh my God. It's a Guaguan.

1:11.4

Jesus.

1:12.0

I'm sorry.

1:12.6

I'm sorry.

1:12.7

Jesus.

1:13.6

But,

1:14.2

um,

1:14.5

and it's,

1:14.9

it's Mangonello,

1:16.0

not Mangonello like Joe.

1:17.7

I say Mangonello.

1:19.1

Mangonella.

...

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