Hey guys, welcome to Hello Disfunction episode 251.

I'm Crystal.

And I'm Crystal.

Two crystals. Surprise! No matter. And I'm Crystal. To Crystal.

Surprise.

No mess.

Here we are.

How is your day?

Um, it was cool. The kids, like Bunny, woke up late. So I called her and I was like, are you up? Like I do every morning? I called her. And I ended up waking her up and I was like, oh, are you going to have time to get ready and she was like no so I was like okay we're just going to go back to bed then you're like perfect yeah and then

Peace preschool teacher because you know this was her first week back she hit me like where is Santana and I was like oh like a couple hours later she hit me and I was like we woke up late so I'm just keeping the girls home and she didn't answer she's probably pissed

so fuck you mhm because you know they love they have a week off so she

ain't gonna see her for another week so she's probably pissed that's right the girls

start tomorrow no school. Yep. Lucky's. Yeah. I'm glad I get to sleep like an extra hour before I have to get out for a week for

a little over a week.

That'll be nice.

I was thinking like I wanted to take them somewhere like for spring break, like do something since they're both out, know but I don't know where and like hotel prices are probably hell inflated and you're in trouble

You're gonna be be in trouble.

It's good.

There's no marks.

I saw that.

There's not.

It's good. Wow, fuck you.

...