252: Freak Show Menu

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Carolyn and Pata Fria are out of control, it’s SA Awareness Month, we’re praying for a new reality show and if you exploit ppl you deserve to be a little scammed. FREE PALESTINE.

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0:00.0	Hey, Hey guys, welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 252. I'm Tara. I'm Kristen. I just cut the roof of my mouth. That was a
0:30.0	setup. Did you on the candy? Yeah, it turned into raisers. It was an April
0:35.6	Fool's razor candy. She just gave me a piece of grandma candy, Italian
0:39.1	grandma candy that cut sliced the roof of my mouth right before we started.
0:43.2	I wonder why it did that.
0:44.2	Did it have like those seams on it?
0:45.9	Yep.
0:46.7	A seam opened up.
0:47.7	Like the strawberry ones.
0:49.2	Yep.
0:50.2	And it got wider and wider and then it kept me. I'm sorry.
0:54.0	Suckin so hard.
0:55.0	That's my fault.
0:57.0	With that stick in your face.
0:58.0	With that mouth.
1:00.0	Oh my God, but while we're doing sexual innuendos.
1:05.8	There's gonna be a lot.
1:07.2	There's gonna be a lot this episode.
1:11.2	So, Carolyn fucked her phone up again, okay?
1:14.0	Watching porn.
1:15.0	Mind you, Aunt Deborah, Debbie, Deb, is texting me talking about
1:20.0	Carolyn's phones messed up again, I can't get a hold of her I want to be like
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