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Hello Dysfunction

253: Leave William Alone

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2024

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

We’re back! Crystal was sick, William almost died, Carolyn is getting security cameras and anxiety has been ruining Pata Fria’s plans. Middle school kids are bad, Crystal interrupted an adventure, don’t use liquid car fresheners and avoid self checkouts.

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0:00.0

B. Oh, is it time?

0:15.0

Is it time?

0:17.0

Yes.

0:18.0

Yes. Hello. I was waiting like for something to come on like first. Oh, hi, welcome to

0:26.8

Hello Disfunction. Episode 253. Extra dysfunction.

0:31.8

253.

0:33.0

I think.

0:34.0

Yep, here we are.

0:36.0

Oh, here we are if you guys don't even know.

0:39.0

I'm Potter Freya.

0:41.0

I am insane clinically like you guys have no idea I'm crystal and holy shit so we've been gone for a week. Crystal was thick. How are you feeling?

0:57.7

Better. I'm on antibiotics, of course. They had a virus. You sounded like Marge

1:02.4

Simpson. Hell of bad. I woke up one

1:05.0

morning and I couldn't talk and that made me feel terrified. Yeah. Because you

1:09.0

know I need to be able to talk. You don't. I'll kill myself. I can't talk. I'll kill myself. I can't talk.

1:17.0

It just was some type of virus but of course it morphs I feel better Saturday

1:25.6

Then it morphs into a fucking

1:29.1

Signis infection there you go and has to get antibiotics to make it go away I think because your

1:34.0

plumbing is not draining properly right so anything can trigger that into

1:39.8

infection in there that's what she said that's scary said. She said, because remember last time I got sick.

1:45.5

Yeah, because it's like I had to go on antibiotics. Yeah. She said it will probably keep

1:49.7

happening. I'm like, that's great. I had a pap smear scheduled, you know'm overdue for that I was supposed to get it

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