268: There's a Bitch in My Bed

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2024

⏱️ 99 minutes

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We saw baby bobcats! don’t discuss dreams till after you eat, RIP Phil Donahue, don’t punish your statues and Pata Fria finally moved. Fully screen anyone around your kids, keep your episodes out of our DM’s, camping was a good time and Peez doesn’t bite her tongue.

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0:00.0	And the Hi guys welcome back to Hello Disfunction. Guess who's not dead.
0:24.0	It's episode 268 with Padreya.
0:28.0	And I'm Crystal.
0:29.0	I don't even remember the last time we recorded.
0:32.0	I don't either. Was it before
0:34.3	camping? Mm-hmm. Oh my God. It was before camping and then we there's the little
0:40.0	camping vlog on Patreon. Yeah,
0:43.0	when we got back from camping.
0:44.5	You're right, yeah.
0:46.0	I would like to lead with
0:48.0	We saw baby bobcats, like in real life, in the wild. This has been heavy on my mind.
0:55.0	On your heart? On my heart, my soul. It's definitely my personality for the next few weeks.
1:02.0	We are driving on a back road, like this mile long back road by her new place and I had, it was late, it was like almost 10 and I had just said to her, I'm going to go slow because I have a feeling
1:16.6	an animal's going to jump out. Five seconds later, two little things tumble out from the side of the road.
1:23.2	They're like clumsily falling all over each other.
1:25.9	And I slam on my brakes at first time I'm like are these foxes and I slam on my brakes and then
1:31.1	it hits and I just scream over and over.
1:34.0	Oh my God it's baby bobcats!
1:37.0	Oh my God, it's baby bobcats.
1:39.0	There were two more on the other side.
1:41.0	Oh my fucking God. They were very cute. They were they were
1:45.0	little. Fuzzy. They were fuzzy and they were clumsy and they were very
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