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Hello Dysfunction

269: A Game With No Winners

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Carolyn has had enough of Crystal, Peez is making great choices, decorating is fun and Stinkers has been having a rough week. Our kids are never moving out, we enjoy being recognized, pay attention to new moles and there’s a video going around that will terrify everyone.

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0:00.0

And the Hi kids welcome to hello dysfunction episode 269 I'm Crystal I'm Patafria I think I just turn the fan down a little bit one maybe you want me to do it yeah just one. I think it's the left button.

0:35.0

It's her moving this time.

0:39.0

You see it?

0:41.0

Yeah, it was blowing me into Kingdom Come. I said, Nona would say. I saw

0:50.0

Carolyn was here. Dude, I was going to say speaking of Nona, I know.

0:53.8

I heard her talking to herself in the bathroom.

0:56.8

Oh, she was a bad girl today.

0:58.8

She was bad.

1:00.8

Bad.

1:01.8

I had to take her to the doctors. All I said, I had to take her the doctors.

1:04.0

All I said to this troll was,

1:09.0

glad you combed your hair for your doctor's appointment today

1:11.0

because it was in like a ratted

1:13.6

ponytail per usual. Doesn't look bad.

1:19.2

She don't want to look like past Saint Jack again.

1:21.9

In the side rocket there was hell of hairs everywhere in

1:25.2

little mini rats so we're walking out and I started recording her and because the way she talks to me and I'm like

1:35.4

thank you for combing your hair for your doctor's appointment and bitch she flipped out

1:40.3

She was like fuck you you bitch, leave me alone.

1:43.8

She goes, spits while she, like intentionally spit at you.

1:49.4

Yes, like she was angry.

1:51.2

Like cursing you in your direction at the ground. I was like did she

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