270: They Tried It

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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We’re ALL in trouble, Pata Fria and Carolyn are sisters, cigarettes are Crystal’s love language and dentists are scamming. Everyone’s getting hacked, FB marketplace is addicting, Crystal hates babies and Pat wants to be poly again.

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0:00.0	And the Welcome to Hello Dysfunction, episode 270.
0:17.0	Oh my God god girl.
0:24.0	I'm Patofrio.
0:25.0	I'm Crystal.
0:28.0	That's making genetic.
0:29.0	I want a cigarette.
0:30.0	I'm not have one.
0:32.0	Sitting here like I'm going to have a cigarette today.
0:35.0	I want to hold back.
0:38.0	It's been a lot.
0:39.0	It's been a lot today.
0:40.0	Mark just stressed everybody out.
0:41.0	I don't even live here and I'm stressed out. I'm tense. I said you have everyone on
0:46.0	eggshells that's not okay. Yeah. Get it together. Stevie had she has this large painting that Pat did for her birthday of MacDrey,
0:56.0	and she had it behind her door. I mean it's huge and it was supposed to be hung the other day, but it didn't.
1:06.1	And somehow Stevie shut her door
1:08.6	and the painting fell against the door in a slant.
1:11.2	But like propped itself up, like as if you would put a chair under the door
1:16.4	knob like how you're locking out intruders.
1:18.8	Yes.
1:19.8	It did that.
1:19.8	It was probably Billy.
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