271: Hubba Hubba

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Marcellus Williams shouldn’t have died, deathbed confessions are common, skunks are REEKING havoc and the car problems continue. We’re all tired of gross men, Pata Fria is a vehicular genius, kids driving and humans functioning with exposed brain deserve recognition.

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0:00.0	And the I didn't even check the lights.
0:17.0	Oh, he tracks us.
0:20.0	Hi guys, welcome to episode 271 of hello dysfunction.
0:25.0	Bitch. Starting off fucking good.
0:30.0	It's new. Is that right? Does that look right? I hope. Yeah. Okay. Here we are. I'm Pat. Fuck. I hate that I'm Crystal.
0:43.7	I am though.
0:45.2	It's been a long week.
0:47.7	It's very hot today and it's Tuesday.
0:49.7	A long week. It feels like it should be Thursday by now. No I keep thinking it's
0:56.3	Thursday because it just feels like so much already for sure. I'm going to hide under the chair you could finish. Okay. Okay. Okay.
1:07.3	Okay. I can't believe Missouri killed that man.
1:10.6	No. Marscellus Williams.
1:13.0	I'm fucking heartbroken.
1:15.0	I'm not shocked.
1:17.0	It's Missouri.
1:18.0	And I'm like...
1:20.0	It's Missouri.
1:22.0	I normally like am for the death penalty, but like situations like this, like somebody has to be able
1:28.7	to call it off if we're unsure, you know what I mean?
1:31.3	Or if it's in this case case DNA proves that this man is
1:34.8	innocent like it's fucking disgusting even the prosecutor the fucking you know the DA the victim's family you know same thing
1:46.8	victims family nobody wants him executed and the governor
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