272: Let's Have Less

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We’re sweating again, Billy had a pet raccoon, Pat’s vagina is causing serious problems and men shouldn’t work in gynecology. Is WW3 upon us, we’re not fighting to survive, Crystal is still talking to strangers and Peez wants long arms.

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0:00.0	Hey, oh, hello, hello?
0:03.7	Hello.
0:04.7	Hello.
0:04.8	Hello. Here we are. This time let's make sure the microphones are on.
0:25.0	Oh my God. They don't look like it.
0:27.0	It is. They're waving.
0:28.0	Okay. Hi. Welcome to Hello Dysfunction episode 272. I'm Crystal. I'm Patofria. Not me having a go pee really bad. I can hold it.
0:39.7	I almost didn't make it here today. First of all, Indian summer is upon us.
0:45.0	It's supposed to be 100 degrees all week. All week. It's like 90 something right now.
0:50.0	I'm tired of fucking sweating. It's October 1st.
0:54.4	It's the worst part is the sweat.
0:56.5	Yeah, like now is when our real summer starts. Like I feel like it'd be hotter
1:01.3	Yeah, GMDs months than it does in other people's summer months.
1:05.4	Yeah, June is not very hot for us.
1:08.3	July and August it starts warming up toward the end and then September and October is when it's really hot.
1:16.0	We're going to be suffering.
1:18.0	Yeah. And I always say every year it's been feeling hotter than the year prior.
1:22.0	Which is true.
1:23.4	Look at all the climate disasters going on right now.
1:26.0	Yeah, it's not fun.
1:27.9	I'm tired of sweating.
1:28.9	I want to be cozy.
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