273: The Boozy Brothers

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Happy Anniversary HD!!! Don't tell people what you think of their body, praying for Hurricane Milton, and we love a good Freudian slip. Teenagers are not always fun, hold your ankles, Pata Fria has a feminist leg and Oktoberfest is cute.

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0:00.0	The Hello guys. Hi, hi. Welcome to episode 273.
0:24.0	It's you and me. Just us.
0:25.0	Hello dysfunction. I'm Potifria.
0:27.0	I'm Crystal.
0:28.0	I just got a headache in the front of my head.
0:30.0	Just now?
0:31.0	Yeah.
0:32.0	It's a brain tumor. It might be activated.
0:35.0	Good times. Yeah. You want to let me tell you about my good time at the liquor store just now. Me too. I just went and I'm like...
0:44.0	The motherfucker working is someone I've known for many years, the one of the guys that works there
0:48.0	thing. Is it the same one that I just went to?
0:52.0	Probably not. Mark hates this guy. I'm cool with
0:55.8	him, whatever. He's an old man, old Indian man, but know that motherfucker
0:59.2	when I walked and did not say, you've lost too much weight. Is it the same one that did it last time?
1:07.8	That told you you looked better bigger? Nope. This is a different one. Yep. The motherfucker said, you've lost too much weight. Stop going to the gym. Oh yeah, because that's where you be at.
1:23.8	Right.
1:24.5	You need to gain more weight.
1:27.1	Because you look better with more weight.
1:29.2	We just told this story.
1:30.0	I feel like I did.
1:31.3	You did.
1:31.8	And we were like, oh, thank thank you like right after my dad died yes
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