274: Boner Killer

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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So many birthdays, there’s guns at school, colonization never stopped and Crystal went thrifting with our patrons. Santana takes all the shine, back to back disgust, a little anal play might be fun and the exes always come back.

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0:00.0	The Welcome!
0:17.0	Welcome to Hello Disfunction episode 274.
0:21.0	274.
0:22.0	274. I'm Patof free. I'm crystal you okay never you are
0:29.3	I'm never you are fucking never okay Here we are.
0:34.0	Stevie's fucking having a nervous breakdown.
0:36.8	Why?
0:37.8	When I was getting my eye off it's done.
0:40.0	Priscilla says, oh shit, a member of One Direction died.
0:43.7	And I was like, oh yeah.
0:45.8	You know Stevie's a big fucking.
0:47.5	I had no idea who it was.
0:49.0	I saw just a picture and then it was like one of the blogs I follow saying they don't know if it was
0:56.5	suicide or if somebody threw him he went from a balcony fell three feet from a
1:01.9	balcony yeah three feet from a balcony. Three feet. Three stories sorry.
1:05.2	Oh I was gonna say he'd have made it. Three feet girl. Three feet. That's it. But yeah so I was like oh my
1:11.6	God Priscilla opened my phone so I could tell Stevie.
1:13.8	I was like, call her immediately. And as soon as she, you know, my eyes are close and as soon as she's trying to open it,
1:19.2	we hear the door like bust open. Oh, she came in?
1:22.4	Barging in and she's like mama mmm yeah it's really sad
1:27.6	you know what I don't like though is I see hella jokes like he was he was headed in one direction when he fell off and like all
1:37.5	these jokes in hell of poor taste why are people treating him like that you got a
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