275: I'm Calling America's Most Wanted

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Unexpected expenses are so rude, exes need to stay away, men still don’t know how to act and RIP MIMI.
Customer service has gone down the toilet, we don’t want new technology, older kids are the pricey ones and we love a good dessert.

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0:00.0	The Hi guys, welcome to Hello Dysfunction episode 275. I'm Crystal. I'm Potifria.
0:30.9	Stop.
0:36.0	Hello. We're here.
0:37.0	We're here.
0:38.0	I have a fucking headache.
0:40.0	Mine finally went away.
0:42.0	I got it. Mm-h it. I gave it to you. This week has been a lot. Oh my gosh.
0:49.0	It's just like... I feel like we start off every show like that but I've had some good weeks lately I
0:54.4	ain't had a week like this in a minute I'm serious when I say I need to wear a
0:59.6	GoPro I like seriously the amount of shit I encounter is crazy.
1:07.0	Yeah, just a lot of shit.
1:10.0	Bills and bullshit and
1:13.8	expenses and
1:15.3	bad customer service
1:17.7	I'm tired of that.
1:18.7	companies trying to get over and just bullshit.
1:21.3	I was like is there a retrograde going on again? There always seems to be but
1:27.9	three people, three exes, people that I did not send for have been coming at me in the last week, aggressively
1:36.6	coming at me.
1:37.6	And I'm like, what the fuck?
1:40.0	I did not send for you.
1:41.4	I did not think of y'all. I did not, I was not I did not I was not looking for y'all so it's annoying you know it's
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