276: I'd Rather Be Pregnant

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Doctors can be frustrating, Carolyn’s friends aren’t robots, don’t ignore your ailments and hang with us on discord! Don’t be mean to us, teen years are for making mistakes, Crystal’s cat wants in on the convo and merch is on the way!

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0:00.0	The Why you guys guys? Welcome.
0:23.0	Episode 276 with Hello Dysfunction.
0:27.0	I'm Crystal.
0:29.0	Potipria.
0:30.0	She's drunk.
0:31.0	This is rocking and I don't realize.
0:32.8	No, I'm not.
0:34.8	She's not.
0:35.7	No, I'm not. I want to. I have cramps bad for like the last few days and
0:42.0	it's not fun. I tweeted I would rather be pregnant than have these
0:45.7	cramps. Oh you're insane but I would rather be pregnant you like that have a
0:49.5	headache like in anything so we know that already.
0:53.2	You know it's fucked up as I told myself this money I was like
0:57.2	after you know we figured we were gonna record I was like
1:00.4	I'm not gonna complain I'm gonna do it I'm complain. I'm going to be like it's a fucking
1:04.7	Here we are a good life here we are and bitch
1:09.2	My fucking shit is killing me and but I'm not going to sit and pound in on it, but...
1:15.0	We might be in Mexico sooner than we thought.
1:20.0	For sure.
1:21.0	Mexican listeners, tap in no for a room like yeah I'm ready
1:28.5	The sign of shit to just is not cool. Yeah, But I'll get it all together and this. I'm
1:39.2	frustrated. Today was frustrating. One of the kids, I won't say who, I didn't get to hear the outcome.
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