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Hello Dysfunction

277: Hell Yeah Brother

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

The energy is off in the world, you can’t be an outlaw AND a bootlicker, follow criminal etiquette and you have to eat food. Merch orders are now open, pedis are great without the horny parts, roid rage is not fun and good men still exist, somewhere..

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0:00.0

Hi, kids. Welcome to Episode 27 of of Hello Dysfunction. I'm Darla. I'm Pam. And we're here. Here we are. Look at us getting comfy. I'm ready for my day to get better. I'm just going to say that.

0:34.5

I sure's been bad. I have a fucking attitude.

0:37.9

Yes.

0:40.3

You know what's funny is I always can tell when you do?

0:40.8

Really?

0:41.7

Am I tense?

0:44.1

When you first came in, I could tell you were a little.

0:45.3

Yeah.

0:46.7

It's my energy.

0:47.3

Yeah. You can feel it.

0:48.3

Yeah.

0:48.8

So I just leave you alone for a little bit.

0:50.3

I'm like, am I clenching my jaw extra tight? It's bad. Yeah, today's been a motherfucker.

0:55.8

And I like to crack jokes and sing and shit. Yeah. I'm like, you're not going to stay mad here.

1:01.3

I need to shake it off. I need to get it off of me. What happened? Just from the time I woke up,

1:07.9

just like, it's a lot of little inconveniences. And I didn't want to start out with like, I'm having a bad day because I woke up, just like it's a lot of little inconveniences and I didn't want to start out with like,

1:12.8

I'm having a bad day because I feel like you're manifesting worse when you do that. So I just want to say I'm ready for it to get great.

1:20.9

Right. And word it that way. I almost hit somebody on the way here. And I could with your car. Yeah. And I couldn't even cuss them out because it was 100% my fault.

1:29.4

And then this morning, just like a bunch of little shit.

1:35.7

Like Bunny stayed home said that her, she had a sore throat.

1:39.3

I woke up or something and she had texted me hella early, like asking to stay home about a sore throat.

1:44.2

Of course, I'm like, you're lying. You just like asking to stay home about a sore throat.

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