277: When Your Kid's the Worst Player

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

As we glide our way into Christmas on ice made of monotonous holiday parties and endless gift giving, we can only hold on and hope we land safely into the New Year, Backseaters. But join us today as we continue to battle through December’s parental snow storm. We’ve got the official Booty Bump story from Mel, a deadly Stranger Danger story, the return of Let’s Ranch, parents who take sports too seriously, tolerating your kids dreams, and much more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The Hey everybody welcome
0:19.4	when don't make we come back there we are
0:20.5	funny podcast about family and that's sicker you stand up
0:22.4	community the host of the horror mentioned back there. We are a funny podcast about family. My name is Stickers and Stadium Community
0:22.6	the host of the Poor Mention Podcast. I am jacked up on caffeine and I'm drinking more.
0:29.6	This is this is a back in the time episode for you guys, but Melissa and Andy and I we are stacking them. Stacking them and racking them and banking them and stanking them.
0:40.0	Tanking them and stanking them and ranking it.
0:43.3	All of them.
0:44.3	This is our third episode today and I have one protein bar and a few cups of coffee.
0:50.2	Mel's got a few gibraltors in her which is just espresso. My second
0:53.8	Gibraltar oh my gosh about five pretzel chips in me yeah I feel like I could
1:00.5	vibrate through this wall right now I could face through it like the like I'm
1:05.0	like the flash. I'm buzzing and lussin and dozen a dozen a dozen
1:12.0	buzzing is what I am right now. I need some food is what I need.
1:17.0	You know? You started out pretty hot.
1:21.0	Fashion forward here? Lock the hot. Fashion forward here. Huh?
1:23.0	Lock the door.
1:24.0	Fashion before.
1:26.0	Passion.
1:27.0	No.
1:28.0	Fashion before patch.
1:31.0	It's going to be one of these guys. If you're looking for like one of
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