You Can't Pick your Kids Friends

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Backseaters, we’re in the swing of the holidays and you brought us a GREAT holiday horror story today that you don’t wanna miss. Teaser, no fan loud enough can save you from this childhood haunt. We also need your thoughts on whether Dustin is brilliant or stupid regarding a TSA hack, a breakdown on bathroom use with your kids, how the Nickerson kids are smarter than their parents, Drowning in Password Hell, and a LOT more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The Hey everybody welcome. Don't make me come back there. We are funny podcasts
0:21.0	about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson a stand-up comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast, and we're turning it off some AC. We're getting rolling everybody. Thanks for tuning in. Alongside me is my co-host and my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson and
0:34.9	we sit above public square coffee in downtown Lameza.
0:39.3	Best coffee in town.
0:41.3	Cheers.
0:42.3	Cheers. Cheers.
0:43.0	Not a sound effect everybody that is actually Andy Slurping.
0:49.3	That was very, very good.
0:50.8	Thanks everybody for tuning in.
0:52.8	We got lots to discuss here.
0:54.5	We got a weekend update of a trip to Universal Studios.
0:57.9	I got a beginning to determine if I am stupid or not, right? fringe I want to talk about stranger danger we have holiday
1:07.3	horror stories and I just want to talk about being in password technology hell yes as a parent and I think that that's going to be near and dear to I know
1:16.8	it's going to be near and dear to Melissa so just everybody take a deep breath. It's the holidays.
1:24.0	Everyone just in your car right now, just if you could just hand on chest, hand on stomach.
1:31.0	Okay, so feel the inhale through the stomach and then keep it in your
1:37.7	chest and then release. Mm. Don't you feel better? We're all better now. Don't you feel better?
1:43.4	We're all better now.
1:44.1	Don't you feel better?
1:45.6	I feel more grounded.
1:47.1	Your children are more grateful all the sudden?
1:49.1	And I am just more grateful.
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