295: The Creepiest Ways to Memorialize Loved Ones?! | DIYS ft. MikeCakez

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

In this hilarious and wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by viral TikTok sensation Mike @MikeCakez famous for his iconic catchphrase "Sir, Sir!" Mike shares behind-the-scenes secrets of going viral, his journey from engineering to content creation, and how he deals with constant bans from social media platforms.

They also dive into some of the creepiest stories on the internet, including turning ashes into diamonds, preserving tattoos from loved ones as keepsakes, and poisonous plants that leave their victims smiling in death!

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🔥 Episode Highlights:

Mike’s origin story & viral success secrets
Why Facebook might be better than Instagram for creators
Turning ashes into wearable jewelry & creepy memorial tattoos
The "smiling" deadly plant: hemlock explained
Wild tattoo and skin preservation trends

😂 Join the convo—would you ever turn a loved one’s ashes into diamonds or preserve tattoos? Let us know!

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00:00 – Intro & Special Guest MikeCakez
00:22 – Mike's Viral Success & "Sir, Sir!"
02:17 – Origin of the “Sir, Sir!” Voice
03:37 – The Video That Started It All
05:37 – Instant Viral Success on TikTok
08:05 – Getting Banned & Deleted on Instagram
09:26 – Facebook’s Hidden Benefits for Creators
10:42 – Why Older Audiences on Facebook Engage More
12:16 – Weird Fact: The Origins of Toasting Drinks
16:10 – Preserving Tattoos from Deceased Loved Ones
19:46 – Would You Wear Boots Made from Human Skin?
21:34 – Turning Human Ashes into Diamonds
22:43 – Buried or Cremated? Hosts Reveal Preferences
23:23 – Tahir’s Ideal Funeral: Viking Style
25:29 – Deadly Plant: The Smiling Death (Hemlock)
30:37 – Poison Ivy, Oak & Sumac Horror Stories
32:30 – "Land Before Time" Dark Facts
35:27 – Mike's Engineering Degree
38:42 – MikeCakez’s Surprising Origin: Born in France
41:18 – Tahir’s Bad Experience in Paris
42:20 – Dream Travel Spots: Egypt, Japan & South Korea
47:25 – MikeCakez Wants to Try Skiing
49:14 – Wild Historical Fact: Painless 1887 Dentist Ad
54:39 – How Mike Deals with Fan Recognition
56:03 – MikeCakez’s Struggles with Constant Sweating
57:28 – Ancient Preserved Tattoos (2,500 Years Old!)
59:18 – Final Thoughts & Episode Wrap-Up

Producer: @HippieGoals

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, it's crazy how it comes full circle because now we're watching you.
0:05.0	You know what I'm saying?
0:06.0	It's entertained by you popping up.
0:08.0	You feel me?
0:10.0	Well, listen, everybody, what's going on as you board to hear more?
0:15.0	I'm Patrick Cloud.
0:17.0	And welcome back to another episode of Damn, Internet, you're scary.
0:20.0	We got a very special guest in the house.
0:22.4	You've seen this videos all over the Internet for the past couple years, man.
0:27.7	It's just so goddamn hilarious.
0:32.2	We all know that one freaky old man.
0:34.7	But ladies the gentleman, you know what I'm saying?
0:37.1	No stranger to you at all please
0:39.3	welcome to the show mr. Mike can't sir grab me that guest appearance. Hey man.
0:55.0	Grab me that guest appearance.
0:57.0	It's crazy.
1:00.2	I'm just grateful for the invite.
1:04.1	Hey, you know what's so cool.
1:05.9	That was probably going to be the first thing I was going to ask you, but you already
1:08.2	proved it.
1:09.3	I didn't know if you could turn it on
1:12.1	like the exact same every time you know how like when some people have like a voice it's
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