296: Frog or Lizard Afterlife? Terminal Man Story, Mario Debates + More | DIYS
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario’s power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is Dr. Doom really?
We’re talking:
Getting stuck in an airport for 18 years
Frog butt cheeks
Marvel movie hot takes
Star or 1UP—what would you pick IRL?
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0:00 – Intro + Martial Arts Fitness
1:08 – Energy Drinks, Mornings & Sugar
1:26 – Guest Cancellations & Old School Vibes
2:00 – The Mountain Dew Conspiracy 🥤
3:07 – The Terminal Was Real?!
5:00 – Living in an Airport: Hacks & Struggles
9:10 – Worst Airports Ranked ✈️
14:30 – Vegas Airport = Chaos
16:52 – Life Hacks & Crazy Tariffs
18:00 – Billionaires Losing Billions
20:00 – Jackie Chan Won’t Leave His Kids a Dime
22:25 – Factor Meals Ad Read
23:00 – Mario Star vs 1-Up Debate 🍄
26:08 – Robbing a Bank with Mario Powers
28:07 – First Animal That Doesn’t Need Oxygen
30:25 – Animals That Don’t Drink Water
34:13 – Would You Come Back as a Frog or Lizard? 🐸🦎
36:11 – Poison Dart Frog Swag
40:05 – BetterHelp Ad Read
42:14 – Avengers: Endgame Deserves a Spot in Top 5
44:13 – Marvel vs DC: Who’s Winning Now?
48:00 – Doctor Doom is Tony Stark?!
50:52 – Most Powerful Marvel Villains Ranked
52:56 – Wanda’s True Power & Marvel Plotlines
54:00 – Disney+ Pricing Woes
55:00 – Sneak Peek: Sleeping Sickness Segment
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| 0:00.0 | We're tie shorts all the time. |
| 0:02.0 | So like the short sadness? |
| 0:03.0 | Thighs out. |
| 0:04.0 | Knees up. |
| 0:06.0 | How many classes you do a week? |
| 0:08.0 | I used to do two. |
| 0:10.0 | And then one got cut, so it's one a week now. |
| 0:14.0 | So is this just like the moves or y'all actually sparring too? |
| 0:17.0 | It goes back and forth. |
| 0:19.0 | It used to be Tuesday was technique and Thursday was like sparring. |
| 0:22.8 | But the Thursday one got cut. |
| 0:24.6 | But I'm trying to pick up more classes. |
| 0:27.7 | Like they have boxing and stuff like that. |
| 0:29.0 | Damn. |
| 0:29.6 | Okay. |
| 0:30.2 | You're getting fit, huh? |
| 0:31.4 | Yeah, man. |
| 0:32.1 | It's fun. |
| 0:33.1 | Like, I don't need energy drinks like that anymore. |
| 0:38.7 | I try to cut down on coffee, |
| 0:40.7 | not because anything's going to wrong. |
| 0:42.2 | He's just like, I want to drink more to you. |
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