🎙️ Welcome back to Damn Internet, You Scary! with your hosts @PatrickCloudChannel and @TahirMoore. This week’s hilarious guest is none other than comedian, writer, and mixologist-in-residence Vanessa Graddick! https://wwww.instagram.com/vanessagraddick

In this episode:

🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails
👮‍♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusion created by Carl Winslow!
🕷️ Spiders could theoretically eat all humans in under a year?! Say what?
🌲 We explore the real-life Zone of Death loophole where you could legally get away with murder!
🌆 Plus: the haunting side of downtown LA, from graffiti ghosts to pigeon-covered staircases.

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0:00 - Kicking Things Off & Making Wishes at 12:34 
0:42 - Birthday Numbers & Seeing Patterns in Time 
1:21 - Can You Manifest the Clock? 
1:55 - Timing Needs to Be Organic 
2:29 - Sleepy Faces & Misinterpreted Drool 
3:02 - The Money Shot Debate 
3:15 - Titty Bang Failures & Bad Aim 
3:30 - Vasectomy Confessions & Reduced Velocity 
4:27 - The Brick House Blueprint 
5:03 - Invention: The Skee-Ball Sex Game 
5:37 - Olympic Score System for Sex 
6:14 - Global Expansion for Semen Games?! 
6:50 - Scoring Hair vs Headboard vs Butt 
7:35 - Missionary Skeeball Gets Competitive 
8:07 - Can Amazon Sell This? 
9:01 - Sitcom Theme Songs with a Trap Remix 
10:17 - Vanessa’s Glitter Cocktails & DIY Mixology 
11:22 - Frasier Love & Drink Inspiration 
12:12 - Sitcom Reboots & Night Court Talk 
13:49 - Kathy Bates in Matlock & Writing Classes 
15:17 - Sitcom Trap Beat Freestyle 
16:59 - Cheese is as Addictive as Cocaine?! 
17:32 - The Carl Winslow Multiverse Conspiracy 
19:42 - Typecasting & The Ghost of Urkel 
21:17 - Family Matters Is a Cop's Fantasy 
23:51 - Schizophrenia Dog Named Barbie 🐶 
24:35 - Could Spiders Eat All Humans?! 
26:20 - Slavery Stats & Spider Logic 
27:34 - If We Ate White People Instead of Chicken... 
28:40 - What If Don Julio Sponsored Cracker Barrel? 
29:58 - Ad Read: Bluechew Comedy Segment 
32:37 - Words We Can’t Say: Specificity & Naïveté 
33:43 - The Zone of Death: Legal Murder in Idaho?! 
36:08 - Yellowstone’s “Train Station” Theory 
38:43 - Downtown LA: Squatters, Drugs & Dodger Dogs 
43:57 - Man in a Diaper with Pigeons?! 
44:58 - Why Dodger Dogs Are Baseball's Real MVP 
45:40 - PrizePicks Sports Talk & Fantasy Betting 
51:20 - Cheese Debate Continues: Sharp Cheddar Wins 
55:55 - Vanessa’s Final Plugs & Upcoming Projects 

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