I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. You know, it's been a long decade this week.

As president convicted felon signed a magna carda of executive orders that aren't laws,

had no vetting whatsoever and violate the constitution. Oh, and once he's gone, these executive orders mean nothing. However,

until he's gone, we are living in a country where basically a toddler was given the keys to a

semi-truck with a nuke in it, then he cut the brake lines, and then through the steering wheel in a ditch,

and then that toddler decided to put a cinder block on the gas pedal as he drove through a preschool.

We've never had a president literally doesn't give a shit about any of the people that elected

him. Eggs have gone up 35 percent. People, gas is up 21 cents in the last month, but at least

the Ukraine war is over. What? What, you mean it's not over?

In fact, President convicted felon was asked if he thought the war could end within a year.

He said, it's up to them.

He lied to stay out of jail, and the rube's bought it.

Again, he lied to stay out of jail. And guess what, maggots? He doesn't need you. This is his

second term. He's just going to take all of it. It's a grift. He's canceling birthright

citizenship, which, A, is against the Constitution. You know, the thing that the country was built on?

Yeah, fuck it.

Even though Trump is a first-generation baby.

Yeah, his mom came here from Scotland.

Yeah.

President Convicton's dad was also first generation.

Sweet Potato Hitler's grandfather immigrated from Germany in 1885. He ran a brothel slash restaurant

in the Yukon territory during the Gold Rush. And that man, his great grandfather, tried to go back

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