I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

Losers keep on losing, and the train to crazy town is high-bottom to Armageddon.

Since President convicted felon was sworn in, everything's been such smooth sailing.

Does it feel like victory yet?

He got at the top of the FAA, disbanded the FAA Security Council, and within a week, we had three plane crashes.

He blamed the last administration, you know, the one that had zero plane crashes.

He threatened tariffs on Mexico and Canada.

You know, our neighbors that we have a trade agreement with called the USMCA, which Trump signed in 2020.

The last time he defiled our country. So he basically got pissed at the guy who made the

trade agreement with Mexico and Canada. And that guy was him. And Trump, I agree with Trump.

Trump is an idiot. What did the idiot get for threatening Mexico and Canada?

Well, he got 10,000 troops on the border, except those troops were already there because Biden demanded it in 2021.

In fact, Biden got 15,000 troops and Trump accepted less.

Then the Mexican president got Trump to agree to stop the flow of American

guns into Mexico. Yeah, Trump's a negotiating genius. However, he got Canada to spend $1.3 billion

on a plan to reinforce its border with new helicopters, technology, and personnel to stop the flow

of fentanyl. Hold up. Biden negotiated that deal in December of 24. So Trump's

empty tariff threats killed the stock market for a day. People lost millions. China then put

retaliatory tariffs on the U.S. and refused to talk to Trump. So now American companies are

getting screwed selling stuff in China. Winning! He tried to stop

birthright citizenship. Judge shut him down nationwide. Today, that judge said, I have difficulty

understanding how a member of the bar can state unequivocally that this is a constitutional order.

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