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🗓️ 24 January 2025
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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0:00.0 | I'm Christopher Titus. |
0:04.3 | And this is the Armageddon update. |
0:08.5 | So far in 2025, we've had wildfires burned down Los Angeles in January. |
0:14.2 | And then this week it snowed in Florida, Florida, feet of snow. |
0:18.9 | And then the guy that tried to end America was sworn in as the leader of America on Martin Luther King Day. |
0:26.6 | Everything is wrong backwards and doesn't work. |
0:29.6 | I mean, for God's sakes, did the Matrix get sold the Bank of America? |
0:33.6 | Our last day on Earth was Monday. |
0:35.6 | The day after, we started down a road of stupidity, |
0:40.3 | pettiness and evil that we haven't seen since, well, since eight years ago when the same |
0:46.1 | bloviating bankrupt lying rapist was sworn in as president. The guy who had a million Americans die under his watch with his COVID incompetence, |
0:57.9 | well, that same guy, president convicted felon, defiled the Oval Office for a second time on Monday. |
1:05.1 | Then he signed a cadre of executive orders that, well, would make the Joker stop giggling. He signed executive orders |
1:14.3 | declaring that the border was a national emergency, putting the military on the border. Yes, he actually |
1:21.9 | killed birthright citizenship, which, by the way, people, happens to be enshrined in the |
1:26.6 | Constitution. And President convicted felon's mother happens to be enshrined in the Constitution and President |
1:28.4 | convicted felon's mother happens to be an immigrant. He's first generation. He suspended refugee |
1:34.0 | resettlement, closing the border for asylum seekers, restarting Title 42. Title 42 closes the border |
1:41.5 | to anyone. And he ended the catch and release policy for Mexico because |
1:46.7 | he doesn't want conmen, convicts, or rapists in our country. He also stopped all diversity |
1:54.8 | and inclusion policies for the White House. So it actually is the White House now. Boy, I can't say I did not see that. |
2:03.8 | Then he released 1,500 treasonous scumbags who tried to end the government on January 6th, |
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