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🗓️ 5 March 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Simon first came on the scene as an MTV personality, then starred in the Scary Movie franchise, appeared in a slew of TV shows, and toured the world as parody rapper, Dirt Nasty. Now he’s appearing in films with the likes of Al Pacino and Vince Vaughn. What a trip!
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0:00.0 | Hey, if you're hearing this, it's because you are not registered on Substack. |
0:07.4 | Get your ass over there and register. |
0:09.4 | It's free. |
0:11.2 | Chrisryan.substack.com. |
0:14.2 | I've put up what looks like a paywall. |
0:16.9 | It's not really a paywall. |
0:18.3 | It's more of an unlocked door. |
0:20.1 | All you got to do is knock. If you can't afford the five bucks a month, just drop me a line. Say, Chris, let me in. Let me in. It's raining outside. It's cold out here. Let me in. And I will let you in. There's no obligation. If you can afford it, I appreciate the support. If you can't afford it, |
0:39.7 | or for some other reason, you have a religious injunction against sending money to me, that's fine. |
0:47.1 | Just tell me you want in and you will be in. I'm trying to curate an audience of people who actually want to be here who have |
0:55.5 | at least enough interest to drop me a line and say, Chris, I want to hear the podcast. Partly because |
1:02.1 | it makes for better experience with, you know, the sort of online forums and stuff. You don't get the |
1:09.6 | trolls and the sort of negative forums and stuff. You don't get the trolls and the sort of negative energy |
1:14.0 | that comes with just leaving the gates wide open for anyone to wander in without even saying |
1:20.1 | hi. And partly, to be honest with you, partly because I really love getting messages from people. |
1:31.0 | You know, I get messages from all over the world, people saying, hey, I can't afford it, |
1:37.3 | but I'm out here living in a van in Outback, Australia, and I listen to your podcast. |
1:42.7 | Or I'm a truck driver in Iran, and I listen to your podcast or I'm a truck driver in Iran and I listen to your |
1:46.9 | podcast when I've got a long ride at night or I'm you know a medic working in Kazakhstan and we |
1:54.9 | listen to your podcast at dinner it's like holy shit it's so cool just to know who's out there. |
2:01.7 | And so this is kind of a way to push you to let me know you're out there and that you want to be part of this community. |
2:08.7 | And that's all it takes. |
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