#92: Caddyshack (Greg Fitzsimmons, Steve Simeone, Greg's hyper dog)

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🗓️ 17 December 2012

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Greg Fitzsimmons had me over to his garage to tell me about his days as a caddy. I had no idea any other comedian had ever worked on a golf course. It's a strange community and it was an enexpected treat to be able to talk about it.

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0:00.0	Donald was his name, and he golf was a game that made him a great and a granny.
0:05.3	He practiced much, much more style, such that his hand had stayed at 30.
0:10.4	All the words he'd used when the ball he'd brewed were nothing else, and 30.
0:15.8	In the locker room, never in night, he'd sing of his awful flight.
0:20.8	All the dirty little pill, and rollin' down the hill, and roll right into a bunker.
0:26.6	From there to the green, I took 13, and then bygye, I sung her.
0:32.2	I get no fun in there.
0:33.6	Hello, everybody. Welcome to Ari Scheper's Get The Tank.
0:36.7	I'm here for my introduction with my friend Steve Simone.
0:39.7	What's up, Ari?
0:40.6	How are you? Thanks for doing my intro with me.
0:43.0	Steve is not in this episode.
0:44.7	Not at all.
0:45.6	He's just helping me intro.
0:49.3	We were watching football today, eating beef.
0:51.6	Yes, grilling steaks and watching football.
0:53.8	He fell asleep, then that guy was game was so cute.
0:57.5	I was going all into it, and I would turn once, and then I was like,
0:59.6	did you see that?
1:00.4	That's though.
1:01.2	Yeah, that's what sucks.
1:02.4	When you want somebody to enjoy it with you, and my little brother used to fall asleep all the time like that.
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