A BEAR STORY, GRAMA, DEIRDRE WHITMAN

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2012

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Lotta caller chemistry as Chelsea finally gets her much-coveted bear story, debuts a new song, debuts a new food test, speaks with a young man about his brief flirtation with natural deoderant, calls her beloved 90 year old grama, and finds out she's poss

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0:00.0	Shine bright like a diamond.
0:03.0	Shine bright like a diamond.
0:06.0	Shine bright like a diamond.
0:09.0	Is that good?
0:10.0	I feel like that's pretty on point for that.
0:12.0	Who is that? It's one of those things where I should Google it, but I can't bring myself to put the finger power into Googling who says that on that Riana song.
0:24.8	Honestly, it reminds me of Bjork.
0:26.7	Shine bright like a diamond.
0:29.7	Doesn't that sound like Bjork?
0:31.8	I used to do a Bjork impression in my early stand-up days that quickly
0:37.0	became not really a touchstone of societal influences or something that sounds more coherent than what I just said.
0:47.0	But yeah, it was a joke about how Bjork, it was something about Bjork singing about the weather on the East Coast and how the weather is so
0:57.6	erratic and it's like a biorke song where it's like, it was winter and then the sun came out and it was warm and then it got cold.
1:10.0	Something like that.
1:15.0	Something amazing like that that had to hit the old cutting room floor.
1:19.0	That's why if we can just ask all our entertainers to remain relevant at all times that will help
1:26.0	us comedians.
1:27.4	So thank you.
1:29.9	Now I realize I'm coming back after Bill Burr pretty much dismantled the entire premise of this
1:35.8	podcast and told me all about all the walls I have up.
1:40.3	I feel like the theme song of that episode is I keep thinking I think it's
1:44.3	Whitney Houston where she's like you break down my walls with the strength of
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