A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Monday, April 7th, 2025.
0:03.3	Coming up on the program today,
0:04.8	holy diarrhea cures straight from the Bible.
0:07.6	Plus, America's foremost fisting enthusiasts
0:10.4	suffers a popped colon,
0:12.4	the apple fritter that caused an interstate pile-up,
0:15.1	and hiring internet sluts to trick your boyfriend into infidelity.
0:22.7	Distorted View Daily.
0:24.8	Proudly presents Tim Henson,
0:27.5	pretending to be an old horny woman on a telephone chat line.
0:31.6	Man, man, I can't be going to fuck my granny's got.
0:36.4	You get to fuck your granny, yeah? You get to fuck your granny, yeah?
0:39.2	You want to be my grandson, huh?
0:41.7	Fuck your granny?
0:42.9	Yeah.
0:43.5	Yeah.
0:44.4	I love to fuck my grandma.
0:51.2	Oh, that's dirty, ain't it?
0:52.9	Yeah, it's disgusting.
0:55.7	Fucking your granny.
0:57.9	Yeah.
0:59.5	Yeah, lay back.
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