Let The Mountain Dew Wash The Murder Away

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:36:23 Little Red Riding Homo 03:16:02 Hentai English Dub Vocal Work 11:13:04 Meade Weight Update 13:43:06 Jesse Lee Peterson Has Some Dumb Questions To Ask 20:32:20 Jesse Lee Peterson On The Word “Bitch” 23:18:00 Step Father Loses His Shit 27:49:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:14:07 Drunk, Drugged Up, Racist, […]

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0:00.0	Without further interruption, let's celebrate and suck some dick.
0:05.0	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, March 12th, 2025.
0:07.7	Coming up on the program today, noted philosopher Jesse Lee Peterson ponders what the best color is, racially speaking.
0:14.2	Little red riding homo gets plowed by the big bad top daddy, the very best in hentai voice dubbing,
0:20.3	and Mountain Dew will not get out those stubborn DNA stains.
0:26.7	Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in bad gay porn.
0:34.1	What's the matter, kid?
0:35.6	I have to call the police. The demolition guy next door raped me when I was delivering the paper.
0:41.3	That's terrible.
0:42.3	Ouch, my ass really hurts.
0:45.3	Listen, I'm a doctor. Why don't you drop your pants and let me take a look?
0:48.3	I don't know.
0:50.3	Oh, come on. I might be able to help.
0:53.3	You're pretty swollen. It's practically inside out. Oh come on I might be able to help
0:58.0	You're pretty swollen. It's practically inside out Out! That really hurts doctor
1:02.0	How does this feel?
1:05.0	Better
1:08.0	Much better.
1:10.0	Thank you, Dr. Wains. But it still hurts. Then you'll have to come back much better thank you dr rains
1:11.8	but it still hurts
1:13.7	then you'll have to come back tomorrow for a follow-up exam
1:16.4	okay
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