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The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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God, Mary Magdalene and Joseph Smith discuss the aftermath of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade. What’s to be done? What happens next? God vehemently stands with women having the right to choose. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod Joseph I know I know it's not the best time for me to be
0:07.1	on considering my my extreme love for women. I don't know I'm trying to find a
0:11.4	good spin for this Mary can you help me out? There's none. Fair enough fair enough
0:17.2	and that's and that is why I am here and you are in heaven. We had made sure that
0:24.6	you guys would get some service down there so that you could get the the
0:28.3	scam you mails and scam calls. How's the one place you don't get spam?
0:33.0	Can they're the creators of spam? That's one pro. I'm ready to pass off all the
0:40.7	powers. Yeah I feel like you should have done that a while ago God. Of course you
0:44.2	want to pass off the powers when everything's going to shit now. Fix it black
0:48.1	ladies. Have you noticed Joe Biden got himself a black lady? Is it press
0:52.8	secretary? Of course. Now that she has to communicate fucking horrible things like
0:57.3	potential fanning and whatever. We see what y'all do the land of
1:14.6	gun care and health control. Hi everyone God here you're listening to The
1:20.4	fucking God Pod. Subscribe damn it and write us a review because we'll
1:25.6	read your review on the pod and like we're gonna do for this one smart today
1:30.5	pals we got a bad one are you ready? Letter rip. Yes absolutely. I'm here today
1:37.6	with Mary Madlin. What's up Mary? Yeah. Hello. And also here with us today
1:46.5	randomly is Joseph Smith. What's up Joseph? I see they took a they took a little
1:50.8	break from the torture to let you talk to the good people. Yeah they've got a
1:56.2	lot to deal with right now. So I guess I'm the least of their worries. Down in
2:00.1	hell because just in case you don't know listener Joseph Smith is in hell. Yes. Oh
2:04.9	right. If you hear screams coming from behind him that's because he's in hell.
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