Condescendence Day

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🗓️ 4 July 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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God and Moses discuss the meaning of the 4th of July in USA in the year of our Lord 2022. What is there to celebrate? Ish is on fire, yo. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the Godpot, what are you celebrating on the 4th of July?
0:06.0	There's like literally no way to fix it beyond people actually getting involved in their local community in state houses.
0:13.0	I mean, but let's worry about the odds of that happening.
0:18.0	Billy Joe Armstrong, he's a Neil Armstrong son, right?
0:22.0	You proud of me now, dad? Sorry, didn't walk in the moon.
0:25.0	Yeah, and when I was growing up, stretch.
0:29.0	Very famous to me.
0:31.0	This is brother.
0:32.0	Well, they're all related to Neil Armstrong.
0:34.0	Interesting.
0:37.0	You know who could run who would be old enough actually?
0:41.0	AOC.
0:42.0	AOC, that's right.
0:43.0	It's a polarizing idea for the left.
0:45.0	Here's something that they always say.
0:47.0	They need to get in line.
0:48.0	Right.
0:49.0	It's just fun.
0:50.0	Blue, no matter who.
0:51.0	You know what, Moses?
0:52.0	Peshagg, I'm with her.
0:53.0	There you go.
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