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🗓️ 2 February 2025
⏱️ 112 minutes
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0:00.0 | day you know we are in a bit of a pickle here in Los Angeles no I used to have this joke about |
0:11.5 | like how long are we going to keep going to therapy in the end times you know and the joke was |
0:17.7 | like you know we're going to what are we going to be talking to our therapist and like |
0:22.1 | oh a pack of feral pack of feral dogs got into my food supply you know and then the therapist |
0:30.1 | is like same no the therapist is like uh therapist is like can you let me finish the freaking joke oh Oh my God. That's how you could help my ass. |
0:41.7 | I mean, it would be one thing. If you had a great punchline, fine. But what? Yeah. Okay. So anyway, forget it. |
0:49.1 | Now it's not going to be funny. That's one of the great, great roles of comedy. Okay, so anyways, here we are in the end |
0:56.0 | times, you know? It's, it, and we're, it's like, how long are we going to kind of keep up |
1:03.8 | trying to keep things back to quote unquote normal? Like, I think there should just be, and it's obviously not going to happen with old |
1:14.7 | tea busy in office, but I do think there should be a complete overhaul of how we do things |
1:25.4 | in light of climate change. |
1:26.5 | I think there should be, |
1:28.6 | listen, we've had COVID. We in LA have had the strikes. We've now had the fires. Like, |
1:35.0 | things aren't going back to normal. Normal is like the five days in between calamities. It's like, |
1:41.8 | so the calamities are normal. And so I feel like the same way that people |
1:48.6 | worked from home and this and that, like there should be, and maybe there are, I don't have an office |
1:54.4 | job, but I do feel like schools and all these different institutions should alter how they |
1:59.7 | operate and acknowledge the reality |
2:04.8 | that everything is going to be continually disrupted until we're all dead until we're all dead |
2:12.4 | yeah oh fuck hold on i forgot to do my asthma inhaler so oh that my Yeah. Oh, fuck. Hold on. |
2:17.8 | I forgot to do my asthma inhaler. |
2:20.8 | Oh, that might help. |
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