NOTHING TO DO BUT SING

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea struggles with restless leg syndrome and on-camera tics while discussing fires, karaoke, crying hangs, Canada's age, AI, shark attacks, ADHD, pottery perfectionism, sinus issues, a long term plan for escaping the algo, going grey, the power of bird song, and Western medicine inflating life expectancy. A caller sings Mariah from a subway platform. An "apolitical" caller from Texas shares about stealing eggs. A caller offers a lifechanging food test. Wolf howls.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:01.5	Hi, what are you doing?
0:03.7	Podcasting, what are you doing?
0:07.7	Stumped you.
0:12.6	I love your studio.
0:14.7	It looks so beautiful.
0:16.6	Thank you,
0:18.7	thank you so much.
0:23.0	Dun, dun, dun to studio.
0:25.4	Dun, dun, do studio.
0:29.1	Are you talking about the schoolhouse video?
0:33.9	Yes.
0:35.2	It was posted to the Patreon, and you looked lovely the space is lovely thank you um
0:44.2	what are we talking about uh i'm currently listen i couldn't be more in panicked eating mode back like in the
0:54.0	pandemic um i'm I couldn't be more in panicked eating mode back like in the pandemic.
0:57.6	I'm literally DMing with a marshmallow company right now.
1:01.8	I followed a marshmallow company because lately I've been craving marshmallows,
1:06.4	which is definitely a sign of mental health.
1:09.1	And I had these square marshmallows.
1:12.5	They're so good.
1:13.8	And so I followed the company.
1:16.0	And they go, wow, an honor to be followed.
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