BANDWAGONS AND DREAM HOMES

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2013

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

A male caller cannot stop compulsively talking. A girl from Austin grills Chelsea. Repeat callers get through to an unnerving degree. Chelsea gives college advice. Discussion of flu shots, cellphone chargers, music festival fashion, sauerkraut, beets, fal

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0:00.0	Have you ever been punched in the face?
0:04.0	I haven't.
0:06.0	That's something I'm very interested in with others.
0:09.0	What's that like?
0:10.0	What happened? What brought you to that point?
0:12.0	I feel like people who get punched in the face were their
0:15.0	whole lives. It's like something that's second hand to them. Second hand nature.
0:19.4	I have just a series of things that I'm going to talk about with people, that people
0:28.4	tweeted to me to discuss, as well as I want to get into some new foods for the food test.
0:35.0	So it's 4 o'clock I literally have not bathed or exercise today.
0:41.0	I woke up close to noon. I really feel like every day should just
0:49.3	feel like summer vacation when you're a child. Like that's what I feel life owes to me and when
0:55.0	it's not like that I feel like something's wrong. Call from
0:59.6	two. To accept.
1:07.0	Rappie-Dow?
1:08.0	Hi, Chelsea.
1:07.0	Hi, Chelsea!
1:12.0	Hi, Chelsea! Hey! Hi Chelsea.
1:13.0	Hey!
1:15.0	I can't believe I have through.
1:19.0	How'd be going?
1:20.0	Have you ever been punched in the face? Me and my brother, we used to like, we just on the trampoline and like,
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