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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2013

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea shares audio from a singing hotel elevator in Denver, learns about "weenie taps," speaks to a history buff in Bangkok, chats about singing legend Anita Baker, and "discovers" Howard Stern. Plus: a new song from Reggie Watts.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So just got back from sunny Denver, JK, cold, wintry Denver, where I basically had to will

0:10.6

myself to leave my hotel to go get a coffee and then I like ran back a

0:17.2

full mile right now even though I sound incredibly lethargic I actually do have for old time's sake.

0:25.0

Coffee coffee coffee got got coffee

0:28.0

cranking through my sick got coffee cranking through my sick

0:32.0

got coffee cranking through my sisk, got coffee cranking through my siskin and got feet cranking

0:35.6

from my a-un!

0:39.7

One thing that was funny in my hotel was, the elevator was extremely spirited and it had little jingles that it

0:47.2

played for every floor which I think many people hated and then many people loved in a way that you know had zero irony where they

0:55.8

just thought that was a real kick and cute and then I loved in my own special way and

1:00.6

I did record some thoughts as I ascended to the 15th floor where I was

1:05.4

staying. Okay so I'm in my hotel in Denver. This elevator every time I get to my

1:11.7

floor it sings a little jingle to me which I could not

1:16.7

love more. We're at six we're at seven we're at 8, 9, 10, pretty soon you're going to hear that sweet, sweet jang.

1:30.0

Thirteen, 14, and

1:34.0

Welcome, my friend, you're on the 15th floor.

1:39.0

Welcome home my friends, you're on the 15th floor.

1:44.3

Love that shit.

1:46.5

I'm so happy to be home.

1:49.4

And to have been the recipient of that sweet, sweet welcome.

1:56.2

I think I did record one more

1:59.7

experiential field piece in that same hotel elevator.

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