Hi, fam. How are we doing? I missed you guys. It felt so weird to not chat into my

my class week, but I was a little busy getting drunk in Mexico with my gal pals.

And let me just say, okay, Mexico is amazing. The resort was phenomenal. It was one of

the best trips I've ever been on, but talk about some bubbleguts galore. Holy shit,

no, unintended. I think people call it Montezuma's revenge. I'm not really sure. And I personally

have a stomach of steel because, as you guys know, used to choke white Russians in the club

in my early 20s. Wow, that makes me sound so old. But everyone else, almost everyone else,

is having some issues, including my boyfriend. There's truly nothing sexier than him walking

down stairs with like a blank kind of white stare, not white stare, like his face is white,

blank stare sort of thing. And he's like, hmm, babe, my butthole is on fire. Sorry to kind

of out you Troy, but yeah, it's just honestly one of the sexiest things. And then there's,

you know, like explosive noises. Like I had to literally check on him, knock on the door,

and I was like, are you good? Because it sounds like you're pouring a gallon of water into

the toilet from like the ceilings. Just want to make sure, you know, you're still good,

still alive in there. On the bright side, nobody gained a pound. If you're looking for a quick

cleanse, a quick, you know, colon cleanse of your system, just head on down to Mexico. It's a

great time. Just kidding. But truly, the resort was X carot, X carot. There's probably some fancy

way to say it, but it is a beautiful resort. There's so much to do. I did a review on my Instagram.

If you want to look at that, it, well, I'm not sure on the price. I could look it up, but it was

completely paid for by new skin. So thank you. Got a free plus one. So we all brought our people,

some people brought their moms, their families, their kids, their dads, their husbands,

and it's just honestly incredible. So can't wait to do it again in September in Jamaica. But

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