Berner Phone #51: Minor Disasters
Berner Phone
Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
4.4 • 5.6K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
The dialers are sharing the minor things that feel like a complete disaster. From incorrect food orders to stubbing your toe - days are being ruined nationwide.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. |
| 0:04.8 | Thanks for calling the Burner phone. |
| 0:06.7 | If you leave a message after the tone, |
| 0:08.7 | we may have to make it into a podcast. Hello? Oh, I thought we were still testing. |
| 0:27.0 | Knock, knock. The gap after hello, I was like, uh... |
| 0:30.0 | Sorry I thought we were testing the volume, but're not we're live on burner phone the |
| 0:36.0 | the lines are open and we have a fun one I wish I wish we could do the lines are |
| 0:40.3 | open I wish we had the the know-how to go live. To go live. Maybe we will. |
| 0:45.5 | Yeah, but you know what you need, you need like, you need somebody to vet the calls. |
| 0:49.0 | True. You know? True. True. I mean, you never know what's going to come in yeah so anyway we have a pretty like |
| 0:56.7 | quality over quantity I feel like people sending stuff in it's a lot of really great |
| 1:02.0 | stuff especially this week. |
| 1:03.6 | Honestly, it's not quality over quantity, it's quality with quantity. |
| 1:07.4 | Yes, that's what I meant. We get a lot. |
| 1:09.0 | Honestly, I'm not a woman in STEM. |
| 1:11.0 | So we, with this one especially, we got a lot. In fact this was one of those |
| 1:13.9 | ones where as I was going through them they were like coming in like every three |
| 1:18.3 | minutes. Wow also I don't I don't want to I want to put credit where credit is due this was your idea this one. |
| 1:25.6 | The idea of you know something small that feels like the end of the world at the time but I can't |
| 1:31.6 | remember what the one was but I was like oh this would be a good |
| 1:33.5 | prompt because there's like a lot of them. So yeah the concept is what is |
| 1:37.6 | something little that happens to you that makes you feel like it's the worst day of |
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