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Berner Phone

Berner Phone #53: The Best Excuses

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

What if we all stopped trying to make excuses and just said no? The moral of today's episode is "if it's not a fuck yes it's a no".

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

0:04.8

Thanks for calling the Burner phone.

0:06.7

If you leave a message after the tone,

0:08.7

we may have to make it into a podcast. What's up my little dialers?

0:18.0

Yes, it was my birthday yesterday.

0:20.0

I know you all put it in your calendar. We celebrated. We went to dinner. Yes. I'm 33 no one cares. Yeah. Well, listen, as you get older, your birthdays become less important.

0:35.0

Some astrology girly said 33 is lucky, so keep an eye out.

0:39.0

You try to hold on to like a lot of dates.

0:42.0

I do see 11 11 a lot I think you know what you do what you try to bring up the day that we met like as if that's like still a day. I think the day we met is more exciting than the day like we

0:55.8

got engaged. You know when you get married that that's sort of like all those other ones just

1:00.3

get pushed away I think. 11th 20 20 yeah yeah four years four years

1:07.8

four years anyway your birthday we had a great time you're 33 now and now we move on you're properly into your

1:14.2

30s it's not a birthday week it's not a birthday month it was your birthday

1:18.0

we move on mid-30s are just like it's just a happy place to be for quite a long time.

1:23.2

Oh, you're not close to an age where you're starting to think like holy

1:26.4

shit I'm going to be 40.

1:27.8

Yeah.

1:28.8

You know, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, enough away from 30 where you've gotten over the whole like I can't believe I'm 30 now.

1:34.3

But what I love about being in my 30s is it's much easier to say no to things to get out of plans.

1:41.6

I feel like in your 20s, obviously you're younger and you succumb to peer pressure,

1:46.1

but there's also like you're single, you feel like life is short and this is the time to do everything and you get FOMO and then you turn 30 and you're just like look

1:59.4

no thank you.

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